Google Rabbit : I'm the boss of the Google! NSA Reptile（Alligator?）: I'm the boss of the National Security Agnecy! Google Rabbit : I'm the boss of Google! NSA Reptile: I'm the boss of the NSA! Google Rabbit : I'm the boss of Google! NSA Reptile: I'm the boss of the NSA!
Google Rabbit : Now that we have established~! What is your ultimate goal? NSA Reptile: We want to know everything about everybody all of the time! Google Rabbit : So do we! NSA Reptile: We don't want you spying on us! Google Rabbit : [with an affirmative pause...]Ditto! NSA Reptile: So let's work together! Google Rabbit : We'll give you all the information we have on everybody if you do the same! NSA Reptile: Much about the information is classified and top secret. Google Rabbit : But we only use it for commercial purposes. NSA Reptile: You mean, for example, you'll sell a terrorist a toaster. Google Rabbit : If his profile indicates he's in the market for a toaster. But he might wonder [a cause][?] and how to give a dog a bath. NSA Reptile: If we make this deal, that we might use the information you give us to turn an innocent man into a terrorist. Google Rabbit : What you do with the information is your business. NSA Reptile: All right. Suppose you give us the information on Cars sales where he lives in [?] and we make him into a terrorist! A threat to the State. We'd have a reason for doing that! Google Rabbit : Then you give us that information, and we sell this terrorist the brand of a car wax terrorists tend to favor. NSA Reptile: Or you could recommend an attorney. He'll need an attorney. Google Rabbit : Then if he does get an attorney, we'll tell you who the attorney is. NSA Reptile: Then we'll investigate the attorney. Google Rabbit : You give us the results of that investigation, and we see he's an avid golfer. We show him [lots] for golf clubs, video instruction courses on developing a better swing. NSA Reptile: This might work out well, that is, if you let him be accused of a terrorist to the attorney, which we wouldn't. Google Rabbit : Over time, as we learn to trust each other, we might decide it's beneficial to merge into one company. It would save time and money. NSA Reptile: Yes, we could make money selling toasters and car wax and gold clubs. Google Rabbit : And we could profile and investigate people to see if they're potential terrorists. NSA Reptile: It's all just information. Google Rabbit : And how you use it. NSA Reptile: But we'll never do anything wrong! Google Rabbit : Neither would we!
NSA Reptile: Facebook is a threat though. Google Rabbit : Why? NSA Reptile: Because millions of people are already profiling themselves. If this goes too far, there'll be a reduced need for the NSA! Google Rabbit : So we need to start a campaign against Facebook! NSA Reptile: What would be the substance of that campaign? Google Rabbit : We secretly issue rumors that Facebook is exposing too many people today of theft, and stalking and surveillance by the government. NSA Reptile: Yes, and if it doesn't work, we'll start a new operation called "Confessions". If you can't beat them, join them. Google Rabbit : What would "Confessions" do? NSA Reptile: Allow people to make extensive online confessions of every secret they have. Confessions of their past misdeeds and their most private and the unsocial thoughts.] Google Rabbit : It would be an instant hit!
NSA Reptile: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Google Rabbit : I believe so.
NSA Reptile: We'll have to bring the Vatican on this! They have the biggest confession datebase in the world.
Google Rabbit : Excuse me... NSA Reptile: What? What's wrong??? Google Rabbit : I've just received the signal, but somebody's taping this meeting. NSA Reptile: It's not us. Google Rabbit : It's not us either. NSA Reptile: You mean somebody else is out there that's spying on us? Google Rabbit : Are you thinking what I'm thinking??? NSA Reptile: God! He's Who's recording this ! ? Google Rabbit : May beyou needsome golf clubs...!